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A PARODY
BY~ GOLIATH
Bombalurina: You don't look like the
"Goliath" type to me
Author: It's all a matter of attitude.
Misto: I like the way he thinks.
MISTEO
AND BOMBALETTE
Bomb: Come again?
Author: I thought you might like to do something a
bit more high-brow for a change.
Tugger: Shouldn't that be Tuggereo and Bombalette
Author: You didn't read "An Unlikely
Pair" did you?
Bomb: It's
all right Tugger. walking over to Misto, he is
kinda cute. tickles Misto under chin.
Misto ends up on "cloud nine", literally as he loses control of his
levitation powers.
Author: Great, looks up toward sky, She didn't mean it! She's just trying to get out of this parody! Misto comes back to earth, literally and with a
resounding thud.
All: OUCH!
Demeter: Anyone else notice how Author takes
things so literally.
Bomb: Shrugging
her shoulders He is kinda cute in a short sort of way.
Misto: Brushing
himself off Gee thanks.
Author: Anyway time's a wastin' lets get this
parody going.
Munkustrap: What if we refuse!
Cats: YEAH!
Author: But you can't refuse.
Munku: Why not?
Author: Because I'm the Author that's why. Besides are you telling me you can't do
Shakespeare. I mean come on, I've seen a DOG
do it.
Munku: So why should we do it?
Author: I thought you might like to try something
different but if you're not up to it...
Munku: Are you suggesting that DOGS can do
something we can't.
Author: No I....
Alonzo: GET HIM!
Author: Wait guys, you misunderstood OW! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
There are
various hissing, snarling , and clawing sounds, not too mention screaming as the Author is
turned into Authorburger. Man in tux steps up
to microphone.
Announcer type: We're sorry but due to the Author
needing emergency medical care we will be unable to bring you this parody.
Cats: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The real
title of this fic is "The Revenge of the Cats" no real authors were harmed
during the production.
Cats: DARN!
Copyright
2000 Goliath
All "Cats" characters belong to the
Really Useful Group. I'm in no way associated with them and I'm not making any money off
this so please don't sue me.
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